Borg jokes

So, I was reading through the Nationstates archive forums, and one guy had a rather humorous set of signatures....:

I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.

I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!

I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!

I am Hugh of Borg. We want to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.

I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.

I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation!

We are Tribbles of Borg. Prepare to be replicated.

Yoda of Borg am I. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you, I will.

P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim... absorbed.

Pythagoras of Borg - Distance is irrelevant.

Quayle of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant.

Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.

We are Borg. <ESC> is futile <CTRL> is inevitable.

We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!

Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.

Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.

The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless.

The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!

The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.

The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!

U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevant

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Note - all of these were posted in 4 different signatures on the same day....